Kids...

Yesterday morning at ard 6.30am, when the sky is still dark, I was preparing breakfast and zyon was facing me and we were talking. Suddenly, he called and pointed to somewhere behind me...
zyon: mummy, look behind u!
mummy: what is that? can jus tell me what is that?! *i dare not turn, imagination running wild...*
zyon: It's rachel! She wake up so early meh?

faintz....

Yesterday afternoon at work, rachel called me during recess:
Rachel: Mummy, die......
Me: what happened?
Rachel: i forgot to bring my recess money! Yesterday I had 50cents left... and now that I used 10cents to call you, I'm only left with 40cents!
Me: *faintz*....